[–] toobaditworks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face.
This sounds familar.
You can’t even make this stuff up!
Yes you can!
[–] Master_Foo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I stabbed him in the shoulder with my hunting knife, and that made him run away.
OK, cool, I can work with this. This means you have Bigfoot DNA, lets run a test and confirm this is a non-human ape. Boom, proof of Samsquamch.
Likewise, if a big hairy animal is thrashing around tearing off your pants there is going to be hair everywhere. Check your zipper dude, there's probably some stuck there. Hand it over to someone who can run an analysis on it. Case closed, Bigfoot confirmed.
Or... this is just a bullshit story, like every other conspiritard story. Dude got anal probed by "aliens". AKA, he was cruising out in the forest for homogays, ran into a "bear", and doesn't have enough integrity to come out of the closet.
[–] fizzlebitz ago
Get me the BIG boots.... I'm goin' huntin'! banjo music in distance
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[–] 11503083? ago
Michael Robinson...