[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] 11503083? ago 

Michael Robinson...

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[–] toobaditworks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face.

This sounds familar.

You can’t even make this stuff up!

Yes you can!

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[–] Neral ago 

"Anonymous sources confirm his story, more at 7." Sounds like a legit story from CNN.

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[–] Master_Foo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I stabbed him in the shoulder with my hunting knife, and that made him run away.

OK, cool, I can work with this. This means you have Bigfoot DNA, lets run a test and confirm this is a non-human ape. Boom, proof of Samsquamch.

Likewise, if a big hairy animal is thrashing around tearing off your pants there is going to be hair everywhere. Check your zipper dude, there's probably some stuck there. Hand it over to someone who can run an analysis on it. Case closed, Bigfoot confirmed.

Or... this is just a bullshit story, like every other conspiritard story. Dude got anal probed by "aliens". AKA, he was cruising out in the forest for homogays, ran into a "bear", and doesn't have enough integrity to come out of the closet.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters ago 

Bigfoot? Bigfoot? ..you have no fucking idea.

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[–] fizzlebitz ago 

Get me the BIG boots.... I'm goin' huntin'! banjo music in distance

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

I'm gonna squeal like a pig!

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[–] Omag 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just imagine all the gays that are buying backcountry gear.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] ago 

((backcountry))

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[–] 22jam22 ago 

I have a friend who is somewhat mental and he believes in Bigfoot.. I sent him this article the second I got it.

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