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[–] InMediaRes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My favorite is #5: Your poor decision making skills are dangerously rusty

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[–] immaybemarc [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And the rust remover is alcohol!

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[–] InMediaRes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Rust remover, disinfectant, wonderful benevolent goggles, and makes you more likely to hit on random strangers...I should have more alcohol now!

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[–] cwt 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

King Geoffrey

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[–] eltrombones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Whew, no syphilis. Again.

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[–] immaybemarc [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I hate it when I walk in a bar and poof random syphilis!

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[–] afsa 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

3 sounds like a good reason to not let the husband stay alone...

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[–] AlwaysInService ago 

They spelled "Geoffrey" instead of "Joffrey", but other than that it's a perfect advertisement. Let's go and save those poor dolphins!

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[–] lovelybacon ago 

Bars are kindergarden for husbands, they got that right.