[–] eltrombones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Whew, no syphilis. Again.
[–] immaybemarc [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I hate it when I walk in a bar and poof random syphilis!
[–] InMediaRes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My favorite is #5: Your poor decision making skills are dangerously rusty
[–] immaybemarc [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And the rust remover is alcohol!
[–] InMediaRes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Rust remover, disinfectant, wonderful benevolent goggles, and makes you more likely to hit on random strangers...I should have more alcohol now!
[–] AlwaysInService ago
They spelled "Geoffrey" instead of "Joffrey", but other than that it's a perfect advertisement. Let's go and save those poor dolphins!
[–] afsa 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
3 sounds like a good reason to not let the husband stay alone...