[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
You can't say you are reclaiming words like "fat" as not being offensive while there is a new article every day about how words like "obese" and "bariatric" are now offensive. You are offended by any word that references your size and that will never change. Anything you say to the contrary is pure lies and false confidence so as to extract money from your fatty followers.
[–] PerplexedPheasant 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Just looking at this makes me wanna puke. Lol do they realize capitalism is thriving like never before with all these fats constantly consuming food and medicines, too lazy (or even immobile) to rebel to any REAL injustice
[–] REEEperMan 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Shut up, shitlord!!1 I'm deconstructing oppressive imperialist cisheteronormative patriarchal capitalism by buying myself a "Riots, not Diets" T-shit in size XXXXXL.
[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Made by children in a sweatshop, because I refuse to pay more for 30 extra yards of fabric! Itās pink because Iām a girl, tee heeā oh, but Iām super anti imperialist and against gender roles.
[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It honestly makes me want to try and get a PhD based on bullshit and using a random phrase generator, just to see if I can.
[–] REEEperMan 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Buzzword salad with improper use of a comma. Yes, I can definitely tell this is a "doctor" of "Fat Studies".
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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I am entirely certain that all these "Social Justice" word salads are in fact generated by some Random Bullshit Generator. There's one that spews totally legit-sounding New Age crap, so this "muh queer embodiment diversity representation for the deconstruction of oppressive cisheteronormative patriarchal capitalism" nonsense should be easy for it to produce.
[–] Lurkerontheroof 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
My guess is that "queering" is the closest these heifers come to admitting that they are stealing the lingo used to describe actual oppressed groups to justify their rabid over consumption of resources.
[–] financialpanther3 ago (edited ago)
Queer has always been a verb as well as a noun, for example, āthat queered the dealā.
[–] GinForBreakfast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That poor comma didn't deserve to be stuffed erroneously into that sentence. RIP.
And I can't decide if the uncapitalized "dr." is meant to be a thumbing of the nose at academia (despite including that potato guzzler in the insult) or just goddamn lazy. With fats it could go either way.
[–] MurderParty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hopefully leads to triggering some hams via google search later on
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I'd rather scrub toilets than go to that lecture.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'd rather clean toilets with my tongue than go to that lecture
[–] AshlynPixel 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'd rather cut my tongue off and use it as a rag than go to that lecture.
[–] beeetus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Omfg lol I'm personally not too sure about this one if I was forced to choose š it could be brown sprinkly beast toilets?
[–] jhaluska 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's a more productive use of your time.