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[–] Argumentative 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

still would tbh

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[–] Bob_Ross_Hair 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Here's a towel. Clean up and get out.

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[–] Ninpomike 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"That really is the gift that keeps on giving. Now isn't it."

Wtf is he talking about? She doesn't pop them out of her body.

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[–] patriot_biz 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, "television personalities" are some of the weirdest people out there. Their only joke is to pretend everyone else around them is weird. I think the two talentless commentators present are so much stranger than the Russian chick with the strong thighs.

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[–] Dr_Poop 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They're expected to say something when there's little to be said. Crushing watermelons between your thighs is a fairly straightforward action to convey without excess commentary

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[–] aria_taint 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So getting an erection watching this video is normal right?

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Chick would have a mean closed guard game. Rib cracking shit.

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[–] Anoxim 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I wish my head was a watermelon. The feeling of silky warm thighs on my ears is one of life's great pleasures.

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[–] Lobotomy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Of COURSE her name is Olga.

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[–] Bolux 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

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