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[–] Ninpomike 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"That really is the gift that keeps on giving. Now isn't it."

Wtf is he talking about? She doesn't pop them out of her body.

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[–] patriot_biz 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, "television personalities" are some of the weirdest people out there. Their only joke is to pretend everyone else around them is weird. I think the two talentless commentators present are so much stranger than the Russian chick with the strong thighs.

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[–] Dr_Poop 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They're expected to say something when there's little to be said. Crushing watermelons between your thighs is a fairly straightforward action to convey without excess commentary

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[–] Bob_Ross_Hair 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Here's a towel. Clean up and get out.

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[–] Argumentative 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

still would tbh

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[–] Gumbatron 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Death by Snoo Snoo!

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[–] That_VoiceOver_Guy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Chick would have a mean closed guard game. Rib cracking shit.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I mean she probably could, but she would shatter the man's pelvis during sex, and the baby's skull would be crushed on the way out if they didn't do a c-section.

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[–] Dr_Poop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm not sure what thigh strength is useful for during sex, but there has to be at least one action it is useful for, like stability during froggy style. I'm sure she really drives it home then and I'm into it.

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[–] Bolux 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

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[–] Lobotomy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Of COURSE her name is Olga.

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