[–] Bob_Ross_Hair 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Here's a towel. Clean up and get out.
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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I mean she probably could, but she would shatter the man's pelvis during sex, and the baby's skull would be crushed on the way out if they didn't do a c-section.
[–] Ninpomike 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"That really is the gift that keeps on giving. Now isn't it."
Wtf is he talking about? She doesn't pop them out of her body.
[–] patriot_biz 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah, "television personalities" are some of the weirdest people out there. Their only joke is to pretend everyone else around them is weird. I think the two talentless commentators present are so much stranger than the Russian chick with the strong thighs.
[–] Dr_Poop 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
They're expected to say something when there's little to be said. Crushing watermelons between your thighs is a fairly straightforward action to convey without excess commentary