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[–] Judecca 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Never fuck a fattie/ never stick your dick in crazy. Life pro tip

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[–] RunningShark 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Thats not the only tip fatties wont get

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[–] j095 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Can confirm as bad idea. Have stuck dick in crazy.

Have not fucked fatty, but it sounds even worse.

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[–] imaginareality 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

anyone who fucks a fatty deserves what's coming to them.. even if they're blacked out drunk their instincts should know to steer wide and clear.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is the only way that fedora guys can get laid.

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[–] harrisonfired 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Trilby. And yes, I know that Trilbys are a type of Fedora. But saying Trilby sounds funnier and is more accurate.

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[–] schuy31 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

5/5 sober doctors recommend for drunk persons

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I need these!!

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[–] pakun 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Even condoms have an expiration date , mate.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I am unsure of how to reply to that, but I'll nod politely to your use of the word mate on a thread about condoms.

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[–] Forseti [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Anyone know where do get these?

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[–] SimonJ57 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I saw some on a recent trip to liverpool in one of the souveneer store.

Albert docks.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I Googled it and found them on Ebay and Amazon, but nowhere else :(

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[–] todbert 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I wouldn't know how to put it in a ham planet anyways.

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[–] Rumble-in-the-Jungle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you even can enter?

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[–] Evil_Shallow_Dudebro 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is like the goal line defense against a regrettable night.

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[–] drew2000four 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Good advice

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