[–] LordOfFudge 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.4 years ago (edited 5.4 years ago)
Hopefully this will scare off an obeast for you when you pull the package out. You know...if you're shitfaced. They always want to rape drunk men.
[–] Evil_Shallow_Dudebro 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.4 years ago
This is like the goal line defense against a regrettable night.
[–] drew2000four 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.4 years ago
Good advice
[–] IndustrialHarlequin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.4 years ago
No fatties.
[–] todbert 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 5.4 years ago
I wouldn't know how to put it in a ham planet anyways.
[–] Whiskiie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.4 years ago
Butterbeasts are already downvoating some shitlords, upvoats for everyone!
[–] Rumble-in-the-Jungle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 5.4 years ago
If you even can enter?
[–] schuy31 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) 5.4 years ago
5/5 sober doctors recommend for drunk persons
[–] LordOfFudge ago (edited ago)
Hopefully this will scare off an obeast for you when you pull the package out. You know...if you're shitfaced. They always want to rape drunk men.