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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's beautiful, man.

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[–] 11431431? [S] ago 

Hey aren't you potential Sugar Mom potential too?

Rawrs.

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[–] TheBuddha ago 

I have a penis.

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[–] vahelper 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was expecting a deranged rant. Instead the sincerity has me weeping like Maury when Connie says no bang-bang tonight sailor.

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[–] 11431905? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Man that Maury Episode changed my life. It was the whole reason for my book.

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[–] Runaway-White-Slave ago 

Bitch's ovaries done dried up, you want to waste time fucking a senior citizen woman who's built like a teenage boy.... That's on you, have fun, seek professional help.

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[–] 11432015? [S] ago 

Me and Ellen could pop out Kim Jong Il level gods like Democrats import illiterates.

I'm not exactly sure who would be the mom, but my butternut squash would end up in her so hard after one of our "come to jesus, what does this relationship really mean" meetings.

A beautiful baby would be born, and then Ellen and I would assign our primary Bodyguard squad to conduct Zersetsung on you.

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[–] OhRutherfordBehave ago 

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[–] 11431720? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She would make that face for the cameras, but when they were off, it would be the same face for a different reason.