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[–] 11425756? 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

She so fat that she can't waste energy getting her tongue to the top of her mouth to pronounce the letter L. Akahoyic. Instead of alcoholic.

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[–] derram 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] Phillyshitlord 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

FUCKING what?

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[–] EatLessFatty 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Its also loaded with sugar. Can't forget that.

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[–] Dominus_Stercae 1 point 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Me: "It's nothing but fat and sugar! How could it be any less healthy?"

Her: Adds tablespoons of cream, and then whipped topping.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

I tried, but I couldn't get past the opening shot of the half pound of butter in the pan before I started gagging. Surrah's pig-squeal voice didn't help matters much.

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[–] shrinkydinks 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

WTF? How the hell do you justify drinking non-alcoholic hot buttered RUM? Does she think that makes it sound better than sugared grease soup?

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[–] FeelinDucky 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

This is genuinely vile. How could ANYONE drink this without vomiting uncontrollably afterwards?

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

What, you don't love the feel of poorly mixed buttercream in water sliding down your throat?

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's what he said

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