[–] derram 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=SvrvTfHR7GQ | https://hooktube.com/embed/SvrvTfHR7GQ :
Hot Buttered Rum non alcoholic - YouTube
[–] EatLessFatty 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Its also loaded with sugar. Can't forget that.
[–] Dominus_Stercae 1 point 15 points 16 points (+16|-1) ago
Me: "It's nothing but fat and sugar! How could it be any less healthy?"
Her: Adds tablespoons of cream, and then whipped topping.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
I tried, but I couldn't get past the opening shot of the half pound of butter in the pan before I started gagging. Surrah's pig-squeal voice didn't help matters much.
[–] shrinkydinks 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
WTF? How the hell do you justify drinking non-alcoholic hot buttered RUM? Does she think that makes it sound better than sugared grease soup?
[–] FeelinDucky 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
This is genuinely vile. How could ANYONE drink this without vomiting uncontrollably afterwards?
[–] LawyersPlayDota 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
What, you don't love the feel of poorly mixed buttercream in water sliding down your throat?
[–] 11425756? 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
She so fat that she can't waste energy getting her tongue to the top of her mouth to pronounce the letter L. Akahoyic. Instead of alcoholic.