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[–] Dominus_Stercae 1 point 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Me: "It's nothing but fat and sugar! How could it be any less healthy?"

Her: Adds tablespoons of cream, and then whipped topping.

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[–] 11425756? 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

She so fat that she can't waste energy getting her tongue to the top of her mouth to pronounce the letter L. Akahoyic. Instead of alcoholic.

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[–] Kraeik 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

No carbs eh, yea that's what you should worry about. The carbs.

Life is circling the drain isn't it? I mean, she has fucking fans, FANS.

What kind of brain dead ass clowns watch this garbage fire and want to be fans? ...Our neighbors, that's who.

I know I hate fat people, always have, but lately it is just becoming so much more depressing. Depressing because the future looks fucking fat. The workforce is fat. The dating pool is fat. Children are fat and being raised by fat children.

People in higher places are putting a greater emphasis on making sure that someone's feelings remain un-faltered rather than providing them with the tools and education to improve and not have to worry about shame and insults.

I really am fucking disgusted and depressed over the ever expanding waistlines and the ever diminishing calloused exteriors.

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[–] shrinkydinks 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

WTF? How the hell do you justify drinking non-alcoholic hot buttered RUM? Does she think that makes it sound better than sugared grease soup?

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[–] Phillyshitlord 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

FUCKING what?

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[–] mmmmdonuts 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Holy muthafucking hell on top of a fucking shit pile omg I literally can't even

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

I tried, but I couldn't get past the opening shot of the half pound of butter in the pan before I started gagging. Surrah's pig-squeal voice didn't help matters much.

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[–] EatLessFatty 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Its also loaded with sugar. Can't forget that.

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