[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
She will make you donuts. Just don't try to take any donuts off her plate. That's how you end up pulling back nothing but a bloody stump.
I seriously have no idea how she stays skinny. She watches cooking shows and every few minutes I hear her say, "I'd eat that."
Of course she would! Bears even eat food at the dump! But, no... She announces it every so often, as if on some sort of schedule. It's probably her trying to act human. We already know a bear would eat that!
[–] 11394151? [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Plus, it is just plain rude to take other people's food of their own plates. Rude and a type of dominance play that won't work with a bear, especially a female bear...
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
She will happily take a donut from my plate, but the look I get if the situation is reversed! She's also very fond of chocolate. Fortunately, I am not. I'm pretty sure that'd cost my an arm, if I tried to take some.
I've never had anyone stop here for Halloween. Yet, since she's moved in, she has me get Halloween candy. Normally, she likes expensive chocolate and says the regular stuff is gross and tastes like wax. So far, not one dish of candy has actually made it through Halloween night - and I ate none of it. By 9:00, she's covered in crushed wrappers and in a chocolate coma. It's kind of cute to see her use her paws to work open those candy bar wrappers.
Bears... What can you do?