[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's the most logical of possible reasons.
If you're ever in Rangeley, Maine and you see an older woman driving a green Subaru, she's a blueberry stealing bear. You can tell her I said that, too! If she argues, just remind her that bears aren't exactly known for telling the truth. If you have a picnic basket, hide it! Don't turn your back on it. She will be in there, rummaging around, looking for berries or fish, probably while muttering to herself. I presume the muttering is complaining about packaging being designed for human hands and not bear paws.
Err... If she were awake, she'd tell you that I should not be encouraged. Obviously, bears lie and she is trying to maintain her ruse.
[–] 11394080? [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Will be a reason to visit Maine now... if only to see Buddha and his bear.
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
She will make you donuts. Just don't try to take any donuts off her plate. That's how you end up pulling back nothing but a bloody stump.
I seriously have no idea how she stays skinny. She watches cooking shows and every few minutes I hear her say, "I'd eat that."
Of course she would! Bears even eat food at the dump! But, no... She announces it every so often, as if on some sort of schedule. It's probably her trying to act human. We already know a bear would eat that!