[–]TheBuddha0 points
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It's the most logical of possible reasons.
If you're ever in Rangeley, Maine and you see an older woman driving a green Subaru, she's a blueberry stealing bear. You can tell her I said that, too! If she argues, just remind her that bears aren't exactly known for telling the truth. If you have a picnic basket, hide it! Don't turn your back on it. She will be in there, rummaging around, looking for berries or fish, probably while muttering to herself. I presume the muttering is complaining about packaging being designed for human hands and not bear paws.
Err... If she were awake, she'd tell you that I should not be encouraged. Obviously, bears lie and she is trying to maintain her ruse.
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's the most logical of possible reasons.
If you're ever in Rangeley, Maine and you see an older woman driving a green Subaru, she's a blueberry stealing bear. You can tell her I said that, too! If she argues, just remind her that bears aren't exactly known for telling the truth. If you have a picnic basket, hide it! Don't turn your back on it. She will be in there, rummaging around, looking for berries or fish, probably while muttering to herself. I presume the muttering is complaining about packaging being designed for human hands and not bear paws.
Err... If she were awake, she'd tell you that I should not be encouraged. Obviously, bears lie and she is trying to maintain her ruse.
[–] 11394080? [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Will be a reason to visit Maine now... if only to see Buddha and his bear.