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[–] 11393666? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That is probably for the best... I love homemade donuts. It is for the best I don't make 'em... often.

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I do most of the cooking, but the missus does the baking and the desserts. She loves donuts (I'm not sure how she stays skinny) which only adds credibility to my theory that she's really a bear. It's winter so she's already in bed sleeping - 'cause she's a bear. I've seen documentaries, that's what bears do. I've got tons of evidence to support my theorem that she's a bear. Tons!

She denies this, of course. But, we learn from Yogo T. Bear that bears are inherently dishonest. Her credibility is in doubt. Yogi T. Bear was always telling horrible lies to Ranger Rick - and stealing picnic baskets. When she moved in (a process that just seemed to happen) she brought several picnic baskets with her. If you ask where she got them, she'll say, "I don't know. I just picked them up somewhere."

Bears...

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[–] 11393845? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Damn bears, always with the damn picnic baskets. This is why no one goes out for picnics anymore.