[–] darthbrodin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The world record half marathon time for women is 64:52 by Joyciline Jepkosgei of Kenya. You think Joyciline grew up in a land of plenty with enough money to shop at whole foods? Do you think she had wealth privilege to allow her to eat healthy food and not have to eat McDonalds for every meal? Do you think she had the luxury of a leisurely life so that she wasn't "too busy" to exercise?
I mean, of course she can run a half marathon literally four times faster than these oppressed fat white American suburbanites. Not everyone has Joyciline's privilege, shitlord. /s
That's why I love sport. It can't be given to you. You have to earn it. Your half marathon time is a direct reflection of you and only you. I thought the 3 hour crowd was pathetic. To know that races give medals to people who waddle in after four fucking hours makes me hate this planet.
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They needed no patterns to make the ugly happen
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
But, but I got a participation medal. I'm an athlete!
[–] hopeprojection 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Most of them look like they're just taking a brisk walk instead of running. Pathetic, they're not even trying.
[–] LookWhoCameInLast [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
hahaha yep, just as useful as all that compression gear.. none of that stuff is doing a damn thing with a thick layer of fat under the skin.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
4hrs 26min would make me feel ashamed if I was doing a full marathon. If it took me that long to run a half, I would just kill myself.
[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
4.7 km/h or 2.95 mph average. That's not even a brisk walk.
[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Is that a race that Raging Chestpain could actually finish?
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yes, but she'd find a shortcut mid-course.
[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And scam her followers for contributions beforehand.