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[–] darthbrodin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The world record half marathon time for women is 64:52 by Joyciline Jepkosgei of Kenya. You think Joyciline grew up in a land of plenty with enough money to shop at whole foods? Do you think she had wealth privilege to allow her to eat healthy food and not have to eat McDonalds for every meal? Do you think she had the luxury of a leisurely life so that she wasn't "too busy" to exercise?

I mean, of course she can run a half marathon literally four times faster than these oppressed fat white American suburbanites. Not everyone has Joyciline's privilege, shitlord. /s

That's why I love sport. It can't be given to you. You have to earn it. Your half marathon time is a direct reflection of you and only you. I thought the 3 hour crowd was pathetic. To know that races give medals to people who waddle in after four fucking hours makes me hate this planet.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They needed no patterns to make the ugly happen

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But, but I got a participation medal. I'm an athlete!

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[–] hopeprojection 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Most of them look like they're just taking a brisk walk instead of running. Pathetic, they're not even trying.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

knee tape? ahahahhahaa I think those knees are way past tape

also those patterns are 'cute' and 'fun' shitlord, why do you have to ruin everything with your thin privilege?

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[–] Shailene 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Poor knees. You have to admit, the human body is amazing. Resisting such abuse is kinda awesome. Of course it won't last.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It is absolutely amazing, joints are counterleveraged all over the place and yet this thing is running with a hundred pounds of extra weight flopping around uncontrollably, it's surprising that half the tendons in its legs don't snap instantly.

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[–] LookWhoCameInLast [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

hahaha yep, just as useful as all that compression gear.. none of that stuff is doing a damn thing with a thick layer of fat under the skin.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

4hrs 26min would make me feel ashamed if I was doing a full marathon. If it took me that long to run a half, I would just kill myself.

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[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

4.7 km/h or 2.95 mph average. That's not even a brisk walk.

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Is that a race that Raging Chestpain could actually finish?

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes, but she'd find a shortcut mid-course.

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And scam her followers for contributions beforehand.

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