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[–] SterlingMa1oryArcher 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is why we can't have nice things.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Are we sure the toilet seat didn't break itself to spare the pain?

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[–] Shailene 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol I would probably commit suicide if I was a toilet seat about to be crushed by a giant smelly ass, tbh.

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[–] 11388214? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Those things have a 500 lb limit. I bet it blames the toilet and not its lack of self control.

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[–] davekd 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Did it at least slice itself like a ham on the broken porcelain edge?

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[–] BMI20 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Was it because of weight or the shock wave?

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[–] Kraeik ago 

I think I know the answer but did it apologize or offer to repay the cost of a repair or replacement?