[–] Kraeik 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 3 years ago
I think I know the answer but did it apologize or offer to repay the cost of a repair or replacement?
[–] 11388214? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3 years ago
Those things have a 500 lb limit. I bet it blames the toilet and not its lack of self control.
[–] davekd 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3 years ago
Did it at least slice itself like a ham on the broken porcelain edge?
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3 years ago
Are we sure the toilet seat didn't break itself to spare the pain?
[–] Shailene 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 3 years ago
Lol I would probably commit suicide if I was a toilet seat about to be crushed by a giant smelly ass, tbh.
[–] BMI20 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3 years ago
Was it because of weight or the shock wave?
[–] SterlingMa1oryArcher 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 3 years ago
This is why we can't have nice things.
[–] Kraeik ago
I think I know the answer but did it apologize or offer to repay the cost of a repair or replacement?