[–] yesus-with-a-y 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
at that size, why even bother getting a pedicure? as if that matters....
[–] Shitlady901 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Because the hams can't reach their hooves... can't even do a simple nail clipping.
[–] heyfattybomsticks 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Of course! Now that you say it it's obvious, but I always wondered why these places were almost exclusively full of fats.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I get my nails done frequently and it's always full of fats. They will do ANYTHING to attempt to enhance their appearance. Except lose weight of course. They don't have to do anything they just sit there.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Same reason they spend all that money on makeup and fancy tarps to drape themselves in. They want to be human, so they imitate humans. Failing that, they at least try to fool the eye with all this shite. Sorry Chubs, it's not working.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What story! I laughed, I cried, I was amused. I'm super scared to hit up the giant mall tomorrow... but I have no choice I put it off for too long.
[–] Starmay 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hi dear cat leader
Can't you send a email to Ultra HQ about the bad service? Even here in the old world they would react. As the minority we should use every chance we have to fuck with them.
P.s: Since far to long i wanted to tell ya that i love your user flair.
[–] MeowsephStalin [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm sure I could send an email, but chances are the higher ups are also fat af and I'm too lazy to go through that. Lord beetus will take her foot soon anyway.
And thank you! @Duress56 bestowed it upon me :D
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I wish I was there to see the Forever 21 bit. The look on her face must have been priceless.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
But nope not 3 seconds later an even fatter blimp walks up for something and suddenly she has undivided attention. Rude.
Fat culture, it's a thing. They don't even need secret handshakes or code words.
[–] 11384293? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
i had to google fat culture. heres the image search. https://i.imgur.com/zHu4oFd.png
[–] CosmoMcKinley ago
Now don't you wish you hadn't? The turtle on the scooter is a chuckle though. The price of living on pizza.
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[–] TantricPanniculus7 ago
Probably the beetus will take that hoof soon.