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[–] yesus-with-a-y 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

at that size, why even bother getting a pedicure? as if that matters....

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[–] Shitlady901 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Because the hams can't reach their hooves... can't even do a simple nail clipping.

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[–] heyfattybomsticks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Of course! Now that you say it it's obvious, but I always wondered why these places were almost exclusively full of fats.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I get my nails done frequently and it's always full of fats. They will do ANYTHING to attempt to enhance their appearance. Except lose weight of course. They don't have to do anything they just sit there.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Same reason they spend all that money on makeup and fancy tarps to drape themselves in. They want to be human, so they imitate humans. Failing that, they at least try to fool the eye with all this shite. Sorry Chubs, it's not working.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

But nope not 3 seconds later an even fatter blimp walks up for something and suddenly she has undivided attention. Rude.

Fat culture, it's a thing. They don't even need secret handshakes or code words.

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[–] 11384293? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

i had to google fat culture. heres the image search. https://i.imgur.com/zHu4oFd.png

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[–] CosmoMcKinley ago 

Now don't you wish you hadn't? The turtle on the scooter is a chuckle though. The price of living on pizza.

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[–] TantricPanniculus7 ago 

Probably the beetus will take that hoof soon.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wish I was there to see the Forever 21 bit. The look on her face must have been priceless.

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[–] NoviceApproach ago 

Should have told the fatty to call a farrier.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What story! I laughed, I cried, I was amused. I'm super scared to hit up the giant mall tomorrow... but I have no choice I put it off for too long.

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[–] Siacca ago 

The only reason that fats get pedicures is because they can't see anything below their planet sized fupas and they want to make sure that they haven't lost their feet to lord beetus.

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[–] Thereturnstudent ago 

FATS. RUIN. EVERYTHING.

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