[–] Starmay 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hi dear cat leader
Can't you send a email to Ultra HQ about the bad service? Even here in the old world they would react. As the minority we should use every chance we have to fuck with them.
P.s: Since far to long i wanted to tell ya that i love your user flair.
[–] MeowsephStalin [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm sure I could send an email, but chances are the higher ups are also fat af and I'm too lazy to go through that. Lord beetus will take her foot soon anyway.
And thank you! @Duress56 bestowed it upon me :D
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What story! I laughed, I cried, I was amused. I'm super scared to hit up the giant mall tomorrow... but I have no choice I put it off for too long.
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I wish I was there to see the Forever 21 bit. The look on her face must have been priceless.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
But nope not 3 seconds later an even fatter blimp walks up for something and suddenly she has undivided attention. Rude.
Fat culture, it's a thing. They don't even need secret handshakes or code words.
[–] 11384293? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
i had to google fat culture. heres the image search. https://i.imgur.com/zHu4oFd.png
[–] CosmoMcKinley ago
Now don't you wish you hadn't? The turtle on the scooter is a chuckle though. The price of living on pizza.
[–] NoviceApproach ago
Should have told the fatty to call a farrier.