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[–] yesus-with-a-y 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

at that size, why even bother getting a pedicure? as if that matters....

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Same reason they spend all that money on makeup and fancy tarps to drape themselves in. They want to be human, so they imitate humans. Failing that, they at least try to fool the eye with all this shite. Sorry Chubs, it's not working.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I get my nails done frequently and it's always full of fats. They will do ANYTHING to attempt to enhance their appearance. Except lose weight of course. They don't have to do anything they just sit there.

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[–] Shitlady901 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Because the hams can't reach their hooves... can't even do a simple nail clipping.

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[–] heyfattybomsticks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Of course! Now that you say it it's obvious, but I always wondered why these places were almost exclusively full of fats.