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[–] Zanbato ago 

what fuckery is this

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[–] Nomdeplum ago 

Live free or die!

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[–] GenghisSean ago 

rekt

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[–] Charlez6 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm sure there was another joke somewhere in there if he'd gone with auto-fellatio.

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[–] JJNova 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Eugene Mirman (the author) is a stand up comic and also reads this letter in his recorded special.

He's a weird dude.

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[–] chirock ago 

The best part is that it appears to be an open letter in a publication.

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[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

go to jail for $15 heh

do not pass Portsmouth

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[–] Itsdone63 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Apparently no one drives trucks or big suvs in porstmouth

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

In some cities, you can even get a ticket for putting coins into parking meters that your car isn't parked in. Read that again. Yep. I was in a city, I won't mention, and noticed a parking cop nearby, so being a nice citizen, I started putting quarters in expired parking meters. I never expected the cop to run up to me and give me a citation for interference of a police officer. I'm not joking. After that incident, I purposely went out every day for a week sneaking around downtown putting quarters in expired meters. I made sure I wasn't seen by the cop. I went to court and lost!

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[–] common_sense 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I thought this was common knowledge.

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