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[–] RebelPride 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Deep in the dark recess of the earth known as his mommy's basement, Cornelius Reginald Dupree gazed out over his bed, surveying the array of items scattered upon it. Last night had given Cornelius a magical opportunity. Cornelius had been attending a meeting at his local antifa clubhouse. Everything was going so well, there was this one beautiful woman there, Lauren, he respected her so much. He loved watching her big, thick, ropey brown dreadlocks glide heavily across her shoulders, leaving behind a glistening trail, accenting her narrow bone structure. Unfortunately, Lauren had a boyfriend, Jamarcus, and Cornelius knew he had to wait patiently for her affections. Such a strong, proud, independent woman would complete his insignificant life. Soon, they had all left, on their way to the nearby church to light their trashcans on fire. The group left Cornelius at the clubhouse, just in case an evil Nazi came through the door, and needed a good punching.

That wasn't to be the case tonight, however. The door burst inward, and a breathless beautiful black man came in, holding a bulging pillowcase. His name was Daquaneeroytashious Slade, and he was fighting mightily to catch his breath. In the distance, sirens were approaching.

"Please man, you gotta help me, they gonna kill me, I din do nuttin' man!" Daquaneeroytashious said. "Don't fear, friend, I'm with Antifa, how can I help," Cornelius offered. "Look man, I got dis here bag, an' it gots this ting innit, I dunno what it do, but dat whitey was real mad, I wuz jus' gon' ta hol' on ta it, make sure it safe, yanowhaI'msayin? But dat nigga shot at my ass! Now the popo be all trippin' an sheeiiit, an' I cain't go back ta no jail, dog, nowhaI'msaying?" Daquaneeroytashious pleaded. Cornelius was ready to rise to the challenge, and explained his plan to Daquaneeroytashious. "No sweat, my noble bro, leave the bag with me, you can come back for it later, just walk right out the back and act like nothing is wrong when the vicious cops come, there's cameras out there too, watching, so if they hurt you we can sue. I know a great lawyer, Mr. Shekkelstein, I'll give him a call if they take you in, and we'll come for you." With that, Daquaneeroytashious threw the pillowcase to him, and left, saying, "Thanks nigga, yous a good cracka, I be back fo' mah shit, don't make me blast you fool."

After the coast was clear, Cornelius pulled out the pillowcase, his curiosity getting the better of him at last. Inside was a smart phone, some jewelry, and a strange contraption. The contraption's most prominent feature was that of a fleshlight, complete with a white orifice to interface with, and a row of buttons beneath a blank display. Out of the back of the device was a standard electrical cord. Cornelius plugged the strange apparatus into the wall, and the display blinked to life, showing the message, "Time Fucker 9000 Activated, Please input destination." "What the heck, Lauren has me horny, and I'm ready to go home, it's worth a try." Cornelius said. The display offered a map, and operated much like google maps on a smartphone. Cornelius thought it might even have been google maps. He quickly located his home, and touched the "next" button on the display. The device cleared the screen, then responded with "insert time of arrival." To Cornelius' surprise, the Time Fucker would only allow him to input a date and time in the past, he couldn't select the current time, according to his phone, or any time in the future. He settled on a time just five minutes in the past, and tapped the "next" button again. The display blacked out, and instead, this time the Time Fucker spoke, saying, "Time and destination locked. Please put your dick in now." "What a vile, sexist machine" Cornelius thought. Nonetheless, thoughts of Lauren had him hard, and he inserted his small, thin, but erect penis into the orifice. Nothing happened. "Well, it was funny anyway, it'll do." Cornelius chuckled, as he began his shameful act with the Time Fucker. Just as he was unloading his low sperm count load into the Time Fucker, he heard a loud pop, and Cornelius went blind.

Cornelius' ears erupted into pain, as a shrill, awful shriek pierced through the darkness, startling him. His vision came back with a bright flash, in front of him, his mother was screaming and pointing at him. She was completely nude, and flanked on both sides by men. To her left, a naked black man and to her right a short naked mexican. Both were laughing at him. "Sorry mom, I didn't mean to interrupt your cultural enrichment sessions, bye." He stammered. Cornelius quickly turned and fled to his room, the sound of laughter chasing him down the stairs. His mom must have thought he went upstairs to watch, in order to take care of his prurient needs. No matter, the Time Fucker 9000 worked, he would just go back and fix it! First though, he had a woman to win, and Nazi's to punch, they weren't going to be leaving him at the clubhouse after this. He texted Lauren. He knew what he had to do.

The next day, Lauren was here, at last, in his basement, looking at his bed with him. It was a dream come true. He explained everything to her. They were going to go back in time, the both of them, and they were going to kill the prime Nazi, Hitler himself. If that didn't get her wet for him nothing would. She'd brought on of Jamarcus' guns for them to kill Hitler with, and Cornelius had arrayed several knives and black clothing across his bed, trying to chose how to best look fashionable in solid black antifa attire. Lauren, however, still wore all black, but more skin showed that clothing, ruining the affect. It didn't matter to Cornelius, he just had to keep his chubby from showing, for now. They selected their weapons, and got ready to embark on an adventure that would change the course of history. They had decided to kill Hitler during WWI, before he brought the NSDAP to power. Through careful study of history books, they thought they new exactly where to find Hitler, at the Battle of the Somme, on October 7, 1916, where he was wounded.

"This is going to be a little awkward, but anything would be worth it to kill Hitler, right?" said Cornelius. "Of course it would. Don't be embarrassed, I can see what it is, I'm a strong woman, I can handle it," said Lauren. Cornelius input the necessary data into the Time Fucker 9000, and it was time to commence the fucking. While at first, Cornelius was stymied with how to travel with more than one person, especially with one of them being a fine lady like Lauren, but his genius had led him to a solution. "Ok, here we go." Cornelius took the device in one hand, and lifted Lauren's short black skirt with the other. She, the intelligent, independent woman that she is, was smart enough to have left her panties off for him. He slid the Time Fucker 9000 easily into the gaping maw of her meat cavern, careful to shove it far enough in that it wouldn't come sliding back out. Fortunately, Lauren was as dry as the Mohave desert, and even though it seemed like there was plenty of space along the sides, her roast beef meat curtains clung to the device like sandpaper. Cornelius then interfaced with the device himself, and, to his mind, Lauren. He exploded almost instantaneously.

They had made it! The war raged around them, now they just had to uncouple themselves, and find Hitler. Maybe they could kill a few cis-gendered white Germans along the way, they were all evil racists anyway. However, before they could disentangle themselves from the Time Fucker 9000, they were spotted.

"Look Heinrich, that nigger is raping a white girl on the battlefield!" Exclaimed one of the soldiers, in German. "Quick, shoot him!" With that, gunfire erupted from the German soldiers, hot lead bullets ripped though Cornelius as he slumped to the ground, his pathetic little pecker, still at half mast, providing enough friction to pull the Time Fucker free from Lauren's cavernous cunt. The last thing Cornelius saw was a final bullet plowing it's way through the Time Fucker 9000, and his pecker.

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[–] theoldones [S] ago 

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