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[–] BigMatteson ago
Honestly, the closest I want to get to a 'piece of ass' is when my finger breaks through the toilet paper.
[–] ScreaminMime 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
It's not normal if you invest in a bidet.
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
One, shit happens. Wash your hands.
Two, shitting in the woods is kind of awesome. Bring toilet paper when you go hunting. Squat pooping in the forest is kind of enjoyable for some strange reason.
Anyhow, wait until you get true food poisoning. Then you will know all about pooping and getting some on your hand.
[–] riposte 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don’t scrunch up the tp, fold it. It can be done with one quick motion with one hand. If you ever use a really low flow toilet, you will become an expert at minimizIng tp use or you will become an expert at plunging out the clog.
[–] wtfeva [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've tried it both ways! Really! I was a scruncher and then tried to be a folder but still sometimes get poop on my thumb mound and still cant figure out how.
[–] riposte 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
lol. Good times voat.
If it’s not because of cheap tp breaking, then it’s because you reach too far. Gotta have the tp covering your forethumb? on those long reaches. It’s not practice makes perfect, it’s perfect practice makes perfect.
You have to maintain focus. Be quick, be bold, be brave. Victory is in your grasp, and it smells sweet.