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[–] ScreaminMime 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
It's not normal if you invest in a bidet.
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
One, shit happens. Wash your hands.
Two, shitting in the woods is kind of awesome. Bring toilet paper when you go hunting. Squat pooping in the forest is kind of enjoyable for some strange reason.
Anyhow, wait until you get true food poisoning. Then you will know all about pooping and getting some on your hand.
[–] riposte 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
lol. Good times voat.
If it’s not because of cheap tp breaking, then it’s because you reach too far. Gotta have the tp covering your forethumb? on those long reaches. It’s not practice makes perfect, it’s perfect practice makes perfect.
You have to maintain focus. Be quick, be bold, be brave. Victory is in your grasp, and it smells sweet.
[–] BigMatteson ago
Honestly, the closest I want to get to a 'piece of ass' is when my finger breaks through the toilet paper.
[–] srgmpdns 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think toilet paper has been getting worse and worse.
When I noticed this happening, I started getting higher grade TP.
[–] wtfeva [S] ago
Yeah, but I can't just blame the TP!! Like, what am I doing wrong!? I look down and its like on that thumb meat mound!