[–] BigMatteson ago
Honestly, the closest I want to get to a 'piece of ass' is when my finger breaks through the toilet paper.
[–] riposte 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
lol. Good times voat.
If it’s not because of cheap tp breaking, then it’s because you reach too far. Gotta have the tp covering your forethumb? on those long reaches. It’s not practice makes perfect, it’s perfect practice makes perfect.
You have to maintain focus. Be quick, be bold, be brave. Victory is in your grasp, and it smells sweet.
[–] ScreaminMime 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
It's not normal if you invest in a bidet.
[–] wtfeva [S] ago
I don't have one. Sometimes, I shit in the woods but I do look for the perfect shitter log or rock.
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
One, shit happens. Wash your hands.
Two, shitting in the woods is kind of awesome. Bring toilet paper when you go hunting. Squat pooping in the forest is kind of enjoyable for some strange reason.
Anyhow, wait until you get true food poisoning. Then you will know all about pooping and getting some on your hand.