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[–] MyBlessingBeBeetus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Oh that's actually just what happens when it stands up

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash ago 

Or when he eats.

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[–] EggonBread ago 

Although to be fair standing up for him is basically like deadlifting 300kg

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[–] EgeDal 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Why would a fat person go to gym? Gym stuff will probably shred their bones and destroy their muscles. They should be dieting first.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Selfies and free pizza.

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[–] PoopooJoons 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hah, forgot to hide the towel from cleaning up the water.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Being proud that you raised a sweat at the gym is how I know you don’t work-out. Also the fat.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's not water.

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[–] Prepackaged 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Slobber? Grease?

Both.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh, nice shower shirt, muckbeast. They must have run out of water before you could finish.

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[–] freshman15 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's all-natural fat secretion. They just sweat constantly. I'd guess most of it is oil and grease.

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[–] ashion101 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It walked in the door... that's all it took.

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