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[–] REEEperMan 1 point 32 points (+33|-1) ago 

Working out 3 hours a day (lulz) doesn't help when you eat 12 hours a day, sweetie.

On a side note, I'm so disgusted with this whole "muh representation" bullshit and needing superheros/characters to be exactly like your race/gender/weight/hair color/shoe size/whatever in order for you to empathise with them.

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[–] green_man 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Futurama represented them, more than once. Same with Mike Myers. The fucked up thing about it is that was less than 20 years ago and by today's standards it's a "normal" fat.

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[–] Dildozer_Delux 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Plus, working out by slowly walking on the threadmil and lifting 5 lbs ain't working out, even if you slowly do it for 3 hours.

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Comics have been shit for ages, so they try to appeal to every kind of oversensitive freak imaginable with the whole "representation" BS.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Even if what it said was true (spoiler, it's not). You can't outrun the fork.

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[–] BlackDadsScatter 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Size 13 my hoop!

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[–] physicscat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

More like size 20-22.

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[–] glassuser 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yeah, she lifts. A loaded fork.

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[–] wham-bam 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah. Apparent breathing without a CPAP machine counts as a workout for these fat fucks.

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Every day is leg day when you’re that heavy.

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[–] performance ago 

Implying it walks anywhere :/

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[–] Scooter_Death ago 

It does the Toilet Squats and the Fridge Shuffle. Many times per day!

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[–] Aririnkitaku 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

eating until you cant move does not classify as a workout

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

In this weeks issue, Faith challenges arch-nemesis, Thermodynamo to prove CICO works! Spoiler: Faith refuses to lose and unwaveringly remains fat.

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