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[–] BlackDadsScatter 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Size 13 my hoop!

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[–] physicscat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

More like size 20-22.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It works out how many cheeseburgers it can afford. That takes three hours per day because fats are stupid.

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Every day is leg day when you’re that heavy.

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[–] performance ago 

Implying it walks anywhere :/

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[–] Scooter_Death ago 

It does the Toilet Squats and the Fridge Shuffle. Many times per day!

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I guarantee one of my 30 minute workouts is more intense than its 3 hours pretend session. If it even does anything, most likely lying like the rest of them.

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[–] Aririnkitaku 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

eating until you cant move does not classify as a workout

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[–] Butterbutter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I don't even know what I would do for 3 hours of working out.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you are doing it for three full hours a day then it doesnt count as "working out", unless youre already ripped and are a professional athlete or are training for like a bodybuilding or ironman competition.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD ago 

Thanks for reminding me of what a 5-pound plaet looks like. I've spent so much of my life ignoring them as an inferior interval that I didnt know what you were talking about

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[–] Plavonica ago 

he snored so loudly that he woke himself up. It happened a few times before he finally rolled over and went somewhere else.

Lol, my dog does that.

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