[–] BlackDadsScatter 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Size 13 my hoop!
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Even if what it said was true (spoiler, it's not). You can't outrun the fork.
[–] REEEperMan 1 point 32 points 33 points (+33|-1) ago
Working out 3 hours a day (lulz) doesn't help when you eat 12 hours a day, sweetie.
On a side note, I'm so disgusted with this whole "muh representation" bullshit and needing superheros/characters to be exactly like your race/gender/weight/hair color/shoe size/whatever in order for you to empathise with them.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Plus, working out by slowly walking on the threadmil and lifting 5 lbs ain't working out, even if you slowly do it for 3 hours.
[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Comics have been shit for ages, so they try to appeal to every kind of oversensitive freak imaginable with the whole "representation" BS.
[–] green_man 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Futurama represented them, more than once. Same with Mike Myers. The fucked up thing about it is that was less than 20 years ago and by today's standards it's a "normal" fat.
[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Every day is leg day when you’re that heavy.
[–] performance ago
Implying it walks anywhere :/
[–] Scooter_Death ago
It does the Toilet Squats and the Fridge Shuffle. Many times per day!