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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD ago 

Oh wait, i guess she is referring to a 3 hour play in which she swings her fupa around on stage for a few 5 minute intervals over the course of 3 hours is what she is referring to? Maybe its only 2 hours and she counts the extra hour of putting on makeup and trapping her gunt into costume as part of the workout

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[–] Lilacaxe ago 

Well... Her cosplay is very accurate. I guess this fat representation.

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[–] glassuser 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yeah, she lifts. A loaded fork.

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[–] wham-bam 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah. Apparent breathing without a CPAP machine counts as a workout for these fat fucks.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wonder if there's any money to be made by becoming a PI for these things. Actually document their lies and publish it publicly for full shame.

I know they don't have any, but delivering video and documentation on these fucks would be fun. Like secret eaters but without the compassion.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I would pay you good money to do that.

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[–] jhaluska 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You might like the British show "Secret Eaters".

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[–] aTaleOfTwoFee-Fees ago 

That was two ‘working outs’ in a single tweet. It wouldn’t be defensive if it wasn’t lying. Beside that the sight of its gunt is disgusting. I wouldn’t let it in my store either.

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[–] beeetus ago 

I bet it has a 3h Part time job in retail or something and counts that as exercise

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

In this weeks issue, Faith challenges arch-nemesis, Thermodynamo to prove CICO works! Spoiler: Faith refuses to lose and unwaveringly remains fat.

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[–] CantBuySkills ago 

I am too tired to math right now... but if I wasn't, I would calculate how many fucking calories this circus tent wearing pig must have to eat to stay THAT heavy and ACTUALLY work out 3 hours a day.

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