[–] GinForBreakfast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fat roommates
It has been four months since I got rid of the fat roommate, and I am still finding that beast's legacy roaches. Fuck fatties!
[–] ayra_now11 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ew, roaches? What, did they leave food festering in their room?
[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
i had a fat roommate once. never again. it used to be that all of the roommates would do a bit of chores here and there, but eventually i noticed that less and less was getting cleaned. in talking to her once about cleaning, i forget her exact words, but basically she stopped cleaning because she didn't get fucking showered with praise for it. so she just stopped cleaning. i hope she's dead.
also, a fun game with fat roommates is to casually observe and do the math for what they eat in a day. one day I watched her guzzle back 3,000 calories by lunchtime!!! i was stunned.
[–] ayra_now11 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yup, I tracked her calories all the time. It was mostly dinners because we were away during the day, but I think the most I've seen her put away in one night was around 3500-4000 calories - it's not even that she ate a lot of food, necessarily, just that the food was so laden with cheese and fat-soaked meat that it was extremely calorie-dense. (Suffice to say, she didn't eat salads).
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
FTFY
[–] ayra_now11 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nah, it's just that 99.9% of them have a thyroid issue or crippling anxiety, totally not their own life choices or anything...