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[–] belil569 4 points -2 points (+2|-4) ago 

Care to toss a tldr or some formatting on that wall o text for those on mobile.

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[–] SChalice 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

university lol

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[–] 11252601? ago 

Too lazy...

ba-dum-tshh

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[–] belil569 ago 

Yeah kind of figured as much. Thanks.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fat people are lazy.

FTFY

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[–] ayra_now11 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nah, it's just that 99.9% of them have a thyroid issue or crippling anxiety, totally not their own life choices or anything...

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[–] GinForBreakfast 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fat roommates

It has been four months since I got rid of the fat roommate, and I am still finding that beast's legacy roaches. Fuck fatties!

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[–] ayra_now11 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ew, roaches? What, did they leave food festering in their room?

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[–] GinForBreakfast ago 

no -- THEY MOVED HERE WITH ROACHES IN THEIR BELONGINGS.

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[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

i had a fat roommate once. never again. it used to be that all of the roommates would do a bit of chores here and there, but eventually i noticed that less and less was getting cleaned. in talking to her once about cleaning, i forget her exact words, but basically she stopped cleaning because she didn't get fucking showered with praise for it. so she just stopped cleaning. i hope she's dead.

also, a fun game with fat roommates is to casually observe and do the math for what they eat in a day. one day I watched her guzzle back 3,000 calories by lunchtime!!! i was stunned.

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[–] ayra_now11 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yup, I tracked her calories all the time. It was mostly dinners because we were away during the day, but I think the most I've seen her put away in one night was around 3500-4000 calories - it's not even that she ate a lot of food, necessarily, just that the food was so laden with cheese and fat-soaked meat that it was extremely calorie-dense. (Suffice to say, she didn't eat salads).