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[–] The_Red_Kraken 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"The meth doesn't make me crazy, man. The lizard people are real!"

Quote of the fucking year.

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Alright!! Now we're talkin'

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[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

God speed.

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[–] Master_Foo ago 

"The meth doesn't make me crazy, man," the Sheriff's Department says the man told the deputy. "The lizard people are real!"

Anyone with a meth-head friend has had this exact conversation. Usually while the meth-head is trying to gather tiny pebbles in the middle of the intersection for... who the fuck knows why? Dude's high as fuck, that's why!

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[–] Rb8623 ago 

I am genuinely curious how people can believe in lizard people. As in the actual, physical shapeshifters. A friend of mine from college a long time ago was talking about them last I heard. He was super intelligent and not prone to using drugs, either. I really wonder what made him, and others follow this trend...

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[–] B0n3z6 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I posted this in the other thread that I saw with the same article. This is right near JZ Knights "Ramtha's School of Enlightenment" which is borderline considered a cult in where these people believe that the Ramtha gods will one day come out of Mt. Rainier when it explodes and take everyone who is a part of this religion into the mountain and at that time the lizard people will take over the world and kill everyone else. They use copper to make a perimeter around their houses as copper is a lizard people deterrent.

The school of Enlightenment holds these week long seminars in the summer where thousands of people go for a week at a time and camp on JZ Knights property and drink MASSIVE amounts of wine it wouldn't surprise me if this was a result of one of those weekends.....

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[–] Rb8623 ago 

Interesting...

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[–] okeveryoneisevil ago 

Forgodsake take them seriously before they eat us all. Rural problems get no attention.

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[–] newoldwave ago 

He's prepared

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago 

Not an assault rifle.

That's a Saiga hunting rifle. Semi-auto, not an AK-47.

Quit lying.

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[–] Kannibal [S] ago 

A state trooper later reported that a man got out of the Cherokee was was waving around an AK-47 and a pistol.

Punish the unpatriotic state trooper then

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