[–] Master_Foo ago
"The meth doesn't make me crazy, man," the Sheriff's Department says the man told the deputy. "The lizard people are real!"
Anyone with a meth-head friend has had this exact conversation. Usually while the meth-head is trying to gather tiny pebbles in the middle of the intersection for... who the fuck knows why? Dude's high as fuck, that's why!
I am genuinely curious how people can believe in lizard people. As in the actual, physical shapeshifters. A friend of mine from college a long time ago was talking about them last I heard. He was super intelligent and not prone to using drugs, either. I really wonder what made him, and others follow this trend...
[–] B0n3z6 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I posted this in the other thread that I saw with the same article. This is right near JZ Knights "Ramtha's School of Enlightenment" which is borderline considered a cult in where these people believe that the Ramtha gods will one day come out of Mt. Rainier when it explodes and take everyone who is a part of this religion into the mountain and at that time the lizard people will take over the world and kill everyone else. They use copper to make a perimeter around their houses as copper is a lizard people deterrent.
The school of Enlightenment holds these week long seminars in the summer where thousands of people go for a week at a time and camp on JZ Knights property and drink MASSIVE amounts of wine it wouldn't surprise me if this was a result of one of those weekends.....
[–] okeveryoneisevil ago
Forgodsake take them seriously before they eat us all. Rural problems get no attention.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago
Not an assault rifle.
That's a Saiga hunting rifle. Semi-auto, not an AK-47.
Quit lying.
[–] The_Red_Kraken 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Quote of the fucking year.