[–] HeavyBeefCurtain ago
Al Franken diddled my poohole 12 years ago when I worked as an intern at his local office. I am seeking compensation for damages not exceeding $20 million and expect the check to be mailed in installments of 12 checks a year lasting 5 years. Thanks Franken.
[–] DependasaurusRex 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Which is honestly a minimum of 85% of the females in the military. Most are whores, and the rest are looking for a way out of deployment. I would give 2% worthy of being in the military out of 6 years of knowing them.
[–] FineFlounders 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
https://politics.theonion.com/al-franken-tearfully-announces-intention-to-step-down-f-1820801727
[–] ElementalPee [S] ago
Hah. Awesome.