[–] FineFlounders 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[–] HeavyBeefCurtain ago
Al Franken diddled my poohole 12 years ago when I worked as an intern at his local office. I am seeking compensation for damages not exceeding $20 million and expect the check to be mailed in installments of 12 checks a year lasting 5 years. Thanks Franken.
[–] 11225017? ago
Geez, Franken got frisky on those USO tours, didn't he? Maybe they should have assigned him a dedicated cumdumpster to keep his balls drained.
[–] DependasaurusRex 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Which is honestly a minimum of 85% of the females in the military. Most are whores, and the rest are looking for a way out of deployment. I would give 2% worthy of being in the military out of 6 years of knowing them.
[–] RoBatten 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Deployment Scale" applies too. Yea, over here you're a 7. Once you get off the plane back home, you go back to being a 3 . . .