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[–] BentAxel ago 

It ain’t gonna get any better.

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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain ago 

Al Franken diddled my poohole 12 years ago when I worked as an intern at his local office. I am seeking compensation for damages not exceeding $20 million and expect the check to be mailed in installments of 12 checks a year lasting 5 years. Thanks Franken.

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[–] MrPim ago 

W the Matt Lauer thing my brain read Al Roker, I was wtf?

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[–] DamoclesofBenghazi ago 

Yeah but isn’t he a Democrat though

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[–] 11225017? ago 

Geez, Franken got frisky on those USO tours, didn't he? Maybe they should have assigned him a dedicated cumdumpster to keep his balls drained.

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[–] DependasaurusRex 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Which is honestly a minimum of 85% of the females in the military. Most are whores, and the rest are looking for a way out of deployment. I would give 2% worthy of being in the military out of 6 years of knowing them.

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Deployment Scale" applies too. Yea, over here you're a 7. Once you get off the plane back home, you go back to being a 3 . . .

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[–] meiam 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

His mother claimed that he "busted out of her vagina, and came protruding out of her bleeding pussy when he was born, and then he started to suck on her tits, like it was a meaning of life or death". But she wants to be anonymous.

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

(((Al))) must step down immediately

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[–] FineFlounders 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] ElementalPee [S] ago 

Hah. Awesome.