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[–] Fambida 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

protip: Don't put your fingers through the fucking elevator door. If the elevator has failed to open then it's likely that the ol' finger detector could fuck up too and leave you feeling like a muslim thief.

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[–] djsumdog 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Or the elevator could start moving again and your fingers get snapped off by the floor shaft. It's also why you shouldn't try to crawl out if you can get the door open. You could fall into the shaft or get cut in half.

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[–] rndmvar 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I'd say that in some scenarios the risk of getting cut in half is outweighed by the risk of dying from a sudden stop at the bottom of the shaft.

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[–] Uncle_Tractor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That pic is just begging for a shoop.

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[–] Slavosaurus 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

glad im not the only one who first read it that way.

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[–] JesusRules 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jews trying to escape the oven

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[–] Sudharsan77 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Elevator not tourist place

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[–] theshopper 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Whats a good image hosting service thats voat approved?

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[–] AnarchoCapsLock ago 

Anything not imgur

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[–] theshopper 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago