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[–] Anti-Stupid ago 

It's been removed. Did you screen cap it?

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[–] TeranNotTerran [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nope. Posted another and it was also removed. Oh well.

Here's the text:

Dear women of Craigslist,

I've moved back to San Antonio in the past couple of weeks. Now, Thanksgiving is tomorrow and I have no one to spend it with.

I have a not-very-well equipped kitchen but it might just do. I figure if the right woman is reading this, our first date could be debating about how to cook a turkey, make stuffing, etc. But one thing is for sure, I will make the mashed potatoes.

If you're feeling sacreligious I'll entertain steak instead of turkey. However, there will be absolutely no ground turkey in my home. Or really, no ground poultry of any kind. Frankly, there's no valid case for ground poultry in this world. And there will be no margarine, only butter.

With that out of the way, I can be somewhat laid back. A bit eccentric with a lot of politically incorrect beliefs. I tend to do best in cooler weather but somehow like it in Texas quite a lot. I guess I like some of the people here. I'm honest and straight forward. I can have a very unusual sense of humor. In a relationship I am dedicated, thoughtful, and affectionate. Of course, I look for the same. I don't drink, smoke, nor do any kind of drugs.

But I'm not sure how much the sparks can really fly, coaxing a large bird to perfection in an oven I've not even tested. And maybe to make things really romantic we can go grocery shopping during peak hours before hand.

I thought of a couple alternative titles but wanted to keep things simple. "Let's put something in the oven this Thanksgiving" and "Let me put some cranberry sauce on your (turkey) breast" were probably too over the top anyways. I'll be pretty happy if I just hear from you the day after anyways.

I know Craigslist quality is pretty low these days, but maybe there's a good woman reading this. Send me a picture, your name, your phone number, and a bit about you. I'll call you. We can talk and see if we get along. If we do, it's on.

Who knows, maybe we'll even stay up till 10PM talking about Bitcoin and Assassination Politics.

Sincerely,

Teran

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[–] Voopin__Voopin ago 

good luck man.

havent spoken to you in a while; you doing the goats gulch thing still?

(was thinking you were roughing it without a house/apartment or something-- i kno, im dumb sometimes)

that's a very cleverly written thingie from craigslist; do you know why its been removed?

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[–] TeranNotTerran [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, thank you Voopin_Voopin.

I was out there for a while longer. My parents came out and they agreed it's a very rough area to stay. We did make some progress, there's a small deck at the trailer and some rearranging. I like the changes a lot and see a lot more potential in the land and with setting up wind breaks and shade.

I'm in San Antonio on a year lease now. Able to get a lot more work done. Getting more financially squared away. Next big purchase should be a shipping container for storage at the trailer. I think anyone doing this should start with a shipping container specifically for storage (not living), then maybe get another or figure out a shelter.

Thank you. Craigslist just removes stuff all the time. I've had motorcycle ads get autoflagged repeatedly. I'm not surprised anymore. Should stop using the site entirely.