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[–] Rialed 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It’s eating crap and crapping crap at the same time...

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[–] elcob32 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Even the lowest of vermon don't eat where they shit.

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[–] blue5car 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

When you're a genderless sack of shit and lard, I guess any attention is good attention.

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[–] 44NJ9 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

What's better than the smell of grandma's cookies and shit?

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[–] Fetalpig 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Why would you bring in food to the bathroom?

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[–] Fatshion-Fupa ago 

I mean, I have to remind my 3 and 5 year olds not to bring drinks with them into the potty. (They seem to forget they have things in their hands.) Poo and food do not mix! My kids will go, oh, right! And then set their cup on the counter and then proceed to do their business.

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[–] 44NJ9 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

To start the e. coli infetiocious diet.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Brilliant, really. Why let the routine demands of the body interfere with feeding? You only need one hand to wipe.

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[–] smelly_farts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Assuming it doesn't already have the shower running ...

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[–] CosmoMcKinley ago 

If the Adipocalypse had started in the 50s or 60s, I'm sure the Waffle Stomp would be a popular dance. It's what you do after you've done the Mashed Potato too many times.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

JFC that's disgusting. Do they ever stop eating?

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[–] c-fox 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Only when they sleep.

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[–] PoopooJoons 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Sometimes they sleep eat.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

And then, only because the CPAP machine gets in the way.

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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Eating while shitting isn't normal, but on fat it is.

Fat. Not even once.

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[–] ahoyfatso 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

To be fair, it might be in there for an hour or more. One has to keep their energy up during strenuous activity.

Vomit. Why is there food anywhere near you take a shit??

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