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One time in an all-volunteer-led training run we were doing 14 miles on a canal towpath. No turns, impossible to get lost, etc. Some fat fuck chastised the volunteers for not staying around at the training run for an additional two hours to wait for him and another woman to finish. Yes they took longer than 3.5 hours to run 14 miles on a perfectly flat surface in preparation to run a marathon. He whale-songed about how one of their cell phone's batteries died (yes, it took that long!) and that person was stupid enough to not drive themselves to the canal and instead planned on calling to get picked up. Had they not been together one of them would have been stranded. Every part of this was so infantile.
1) You can't control yourself so you overeat and are a fat fuck
2) You wildly overestimate your own ability, e.g., like my 3 year old thinking he can run faster than my 7 year old, to think that you can run a marathon when you can't even finish a half in 3.5 hours.
3) You exercise the judment of a teenager by relying on a cellphone that isn't fully charged so you won't be stranded in the middle of nowhere in the middle of January
4) You expect other grownups to baby sit you
5) You cry like a toddler when you're displeased by something.
Typical fat behavior. Needless to say, this one event soured it for us and we canceled the training program and just ran with each other. Fats ruin everything.
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One time in an all-volunteer-led training run we were doing 14 miles on a canal towpath. No turns, impossible to get lost, etc. Some fat fuck chastised the volunteers for not staying around at the training run for an additional two hours to wait for him and another woman to finish. Yes they took longer than 3.5 hours to run 14 miles on a perfectly flat surface in preparation to run a marathon. He whale-songed about how one of their cell phone's batteries died (yes, it took that long!) and that person was stupid enough to not drive themselves to the canal and instead planned on calling to get picked up. Had they not been together one of them would have been stranded. Every part of this was so infantile.
1) You can't control yourself so you overeat and are a fat fuck
2) You wildly overestimate your own ability, e.g., like my 3 year old thinking he can run faster than my 7 year old, to think that you can run a marathon when you can't even finish a half in 3.5 hours.
3) You exercise the judment of a teenager by relying on a cellphone that isn't fully charged so you won't be stranded in the middle of nowhere in the middle of January
4) You expect other grownups to baby sit you
5) You cry like a toddler when you're displeased by something.
Typical fat behavior. Needless to say, this one event soured it for us and we canceled the training program and just ran with each other. Fats ruin everything.