[–] turntheradioup 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Use my charity organization to sell favors to foreign nations, and then run for president.
[–] Its_ok_to_be_white 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Bitch slap politicians...and news anchors...and bankers...and anyone with blue hair.
[–] CapinBoredface 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Steal so much fucking money. Then I'd just disappear.
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[–] ExpertShitposter ago
One of the most infuriating things about government is the fact that bandit camping is illegal in most of the world. We must abolish government.
And then bandit camp in peace. Tho i do it anyway as no one ever caught me.
[–] DillHoleBagHands 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Collect as many full auto firearms as possible. Then functional tanks, nuclear bunker.....
Basically, build my own militia.
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Instead of buying a nice new pair of wool socks every Autumn...I would just take them without paying.
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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah. I might even jaywalk if I'm feeling especially frisky.
[–] CrashCurtis 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Gas the bikes, race car now! ;)
[–] totes_magotes 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy fuck. That’s brilliant.