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[–] CapinBoredface 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Steal so much fucking money. Then I'd just disappear.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Instead of buying a nice new pair of wool socks every Autumn...I would just take them without paying.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah. I might even jaywalk if I'm feeling especially frisky.

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[–] CrashCurtis 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Gas the bikes, race car now! ;)

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Holy fuck. That’s brilliant.

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[–] Chiefpacman ago 

I’d install a massive plow on the front of my truck, drive 110mph in the left lane everywhere I go, shooting at anyone in the way with an assault rifle.

And stealing money from banks would be my new job. I’d sexually harrass lots of people.

And that’s honestly it. I’m fine with most other laws.

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[–] Its_ok_to_be_white 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bitch slap politicians...and news anchors...and bankers...and anyone with blue hair.

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[–] turntheradioup 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Use my charity organization to sell favors to foreign nations, and then run for president.

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[–] FuckYourSafespace ago 

Be sure to wipe your servers from time to time, whoever they are.

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[–] ExpertShitposter ago 

One of the most infuriating things about government is the fact that bandit camping is illegal in most of the world. We must abolish government.

And then bandit camp in peace. Tho i do it anyway as no one ever caught me.

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[–] Monsantos_Schlong ago 

Rape children, oh wait I'm not involved in politics so I'll probably restart gladiator style combat.

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