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[–] CrashCurtis 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Gas the bikes, race car now! ;)

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Holy fuck. That’s brilliant.

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[–] turntheradioup 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Use my charity organization to sell favors to foreign nations, and then run for president.

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[–] FuckYourSafespace ago 

Be sure to wipe your servers from time to time, whoever they are.

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[–] Its_ok_to_be_white 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bitch slap politicians...and news anchors...and bankers...and anyone with blue hair.

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[–] CapinBoredface 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Steal so much fucking money. Then I'd just disappear.

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[–] ExpertShitposter ago 

One of the most infuriating things about government is the fact that bandit camping is illegal in most of the world. We must abolish government.

And then bandit camp in peace. Tho i do it anyway as no one ever caught me.

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[–] Wargasm ago 

I would give you peace,

you might call it desolation,

but there would be no wars.

I know that when I finished I couldn't live in the utopia, but that's ok because I would have been the first

to create a lasting peace.

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[–] Gravspeed ago 

Trespass, I would go hella places you're not supposed to go

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Instead of buying a nice new pair of wool socks every Autumn...I would just take them without paying.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah. I might even jaywalk if I'm feeling especially frisky.

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