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[–] Gravspeed ago 

Trespass, I would go hella places you're not supposed to go

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[–] Monsantos_Schlong ago 

Rape children, oh wait I'm not involved in politics so I'll probably restart gladiator style combat.

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[–] Chiefpacman ago 

I’d install a massive plow on the front of my truck, drive 110mph in the left lane everywhere I go, shooting at anyone in the way with an assault rifle.

And stealing money from banks would be my new job. I’d sexually harrass lots of people.

And that’s honestly it. I’m fine with most other laws.

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[–] DillHoleBagHands 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Collect as many full auto firearms as possible. Then functional tanks, nuclear bunker.....

Basically, build my own militia.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Instead of buying a nice new pair of wool socks every Autumn...I would just take them without paying.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah. I might even jaywalk if I'm feeling especially frisky.

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[–] ExpertShitposter ago 

One of the most infuriating things about government is the fact that bandit camping is illegal in most of the world. We must abolish government.

And then bandit camp in peace. Tho i do it anyway as no one ever caught me.

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[–] Its_ok_to_be_white 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bitch slap politicians...and news anchors...and bankers...and anyone with blue hair.

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[–] CapinBoredface 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Steal so much fucking money. Then I'd just disappear.

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