[–] Monsantos_Schlong ago
Rape children, oh wait I'm not involved in politics so I'll probably restart gladiator style combat.
[–] Chiefpacman ago
I’d install a massive plow on the front of my truck, drive 110mph in the left lane everywhere I go, shooting at anyone in the way with an assault rifle.
And stealing money from banks would be my new job. I’d sexually harrass lots of people.
And that’s honestly it. I’m fine with most other laws.
[–] DillHoleBagHands 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Collect as many full auto firearms as possible. Then functional tanks, nuclear bunker.....
Basically, build my own militia.
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Instead of buying a nice new pair of wool socks every Autumn...I would just take them without paying.
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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah. I might even jaywalk if I'm feeling especially frisky.
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[–] ExpertShitposter ago
One of the most infuriating things about government is the fact that bandit camping is illegal in most of the world. We must abolish government.
And then bandit camp in peace. Tho i do it anyway as no one ever caught me.
[–] Its_ok_to_be_white 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Bitch slap politicians...and news anchors...and bankers...and anyone with blue hair.
[–] CapinBoredface 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Steal so much fucking money. Then I'd just disappear.
[–] Gravspeed ago
Trespass, I would go hella places you're not supposed to go