[–] [deleted] 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

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[–] Podd 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pride = Intact

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I know right, I'm down to one cousin because I can't stop farting.

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[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I killed my whole village because I simply cannot stop myself from eating beans. Sad.

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[–] Reddit_traitor ago  (edited ago)

Sounds like you had no choice

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I guess that'll teach him.

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[–] beece 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This story is wrong on so many levels....

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[–] individualin1984 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yum, whore pussy must taste like a kiss from Barry.

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[–] 11023667? ago 

I think even the whore thought this guy was so pathetic he deserved to be shot in the head.

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[–] newmenewmeyea ago 

Sounds like my kinda woman. Hubba hubba.

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[–] wrok-wrok 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

He was on welfare. Hiring prostitutes.

Thanks welfare State

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[–] Cat-hax ago 

Shot in the head twice and still alive, god I hope he's completely brain dead at that point, because that would be up there in horrifying slow deaths.

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