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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I guess that'll teach him.

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[–] Reddit_traitor ago  (edited ago)

Sounds like you had no choice

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I know right, I'm down to one cousin because I can't stop farting.

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[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I killed my whole village because I simply cannot stop myself from eating beans. Sad.

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[–] Podd 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pride = Intact

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[–] ilovepussy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

In the back of the head

He really was bad at oral if she shot him in the back of the head.

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[–] ArousedYeti ago 

My guess is that he got up and started to run away when she grabbed the gun.

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[–] 11022963? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Nah, she's on her back airing her yeast trap, he's face down in it, she grabs the gun and puts two in him from top and above. Probably blasted the back of his skull heading down toward his shoulders.

Bit of a shock she didn't manage to snipe herself in the fucking thigh, that gun must have been some plastic bullshit.

Edit: one of the referenced articles indicates the bullets are lodged in the guy's skull rather than having penetrated, and he seems to be incapable of speech for the moment. Little concussive lobotomy action right there.

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[–] Gargilius 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

incapable of speech for the moment.

...because of the shots, or because his tongue is still kinda sore from the effort? :-)

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[–] JesusRules 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

must have bitten her clit by accident, ouch!

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[–] 11023182? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Would have also accepted the spelling "hole".

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[–] 11023055? 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pussypass. She's a single mother at 21, she's a prostitute, I'd put money on her being mental and/or on drugs. There's enough there that some dude's protective pity reflex could kick in. And here's a shot of the creature in question.

She has no felony convictions on her record. However, she’s listed as a defendant in 20 court cases in the past three years. Medical problems have prevented her from showing up to court at times, said a public defender, Pooja Vaddadi. Everett District Court Judge Anthony Howard said he was concerned that Wallen had 13 active warrants out for her arrest, “which might be a record,” he said.

Yup, pussypass city. Any dude with that much baggage and a known address would have been rounded up ages ago.

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[–] Cat-hax ago 

I bet she's a nigger too.

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[–] Amphiprion 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Came here to say this, but yeah. I wonder what kind of parole she'll get.

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[–] Popsquat81 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

AKA - Things I learned in college...

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[–] derram 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

https://archive.fo/koYr2 | :

Escort shot man in the head because he was bad at oral sex - NY Daily News

'According to Herald.net, Wallen asked police to call one of her clients to help post bond. ', "An escort was arrested on accusations she shot a Washington state man in the head because she thought he was bad at oral sex - and she wasn't sure how to tell him."

'She was charged with first-degree assault, first-degree robbery and first-degree identity theft. '

'The victim, who was not identified, was shot twice in the back of the head, according to Herald.net. ', "A home surveillance system also revealed Wallen was the last person in the man's home before he was shot."

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[–] ArousedYeti 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

An incarnation of the legendary Grigori Rasputin.

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