[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 44 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago
Ok so right of the bat:
An escort was arrested ...
Why are you going down on a prostitute?
[–] Shekelstein6M 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Look at the bright side - @HenryCorp now has two bullet holes in his head
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Post this shit to /v/gunsarecool !!!
[–] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Police say she then stole the victim's wallet, left him for dead and went on a $12,000 shopping spree.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
[–] Reddit_traitor ago (edited ago)
Sounds like you had no choice
[–] Podd 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pride = Intact
[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I know right, I'm down to one cousin because I can't stop farting.
[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, I killed my whole village because I simply cannot stop myself from eating beans. Sad.