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[–] Reddit_traitor ago  (edited ago)

Sounds like you had no choice

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[–] Podd 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pride = Intact

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I know right, I'm down to one cousin because I can't stop farting.

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[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I killed my whole village because I simply cannot stop myself from eating beans. Sad.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

Ok so right of the bat:

An escort was arrested ...

Why are you going down on a prostitute?

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[–] Shekelstein6M 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Look at the bright side - @HenryCorp now has two bullet holes in his head

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Post this shit to /v/gunsarecool !!!

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[–] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Police say she then stole the victim's wallet, left him for dead and went on a $12,000 shopping spree.

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[–] 11023419? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hell, let's go one layer deeper. In what world is it a good idea to bring a rental cunt into your home? Fuck, let the junkie case your joint at leisure, eh?

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[–] gabara 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Glad I'm not only one thinking this.

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