[–] tacowhisperer 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm just happy with a not necessarily well-trained dog. They're the perfect mix of "I'll keep you company and be your best friend" and "you better watch yourself before I fuck up your stuff."
[–] GimmeAllYerGoats 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I always wanted a dolphin. They seem so carefree and fun.
I really want a cat sized elephant more than anything else.
They existed once but unfortunately I was not around to befriend them.
[–] madmaddmaddie [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
downside, must have a nice sized pool in your backyard
[–] AldusValor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
An owl. I think that's enough explanation.
[–] Dejawon 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
A camel, low upkeep, good for transportation